So you have to work on memorial day? That must be awful. Probably worse then how all those in the military have to work every day, even if it’s a holiday, and risk their lives doing so. Today isn’t a day for everyone to be off work. Its a day to remember. So quit your bitching and get back to work.
| Master Chief: | "WHY ARE YOU SITTING IN MY COMPUTER CHAIR WOMAN?!" |
| Me: | "I'm dyinnngggg....." |
| Master Chief: | "I have some Midol in my cabinet." |
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| Master Chief: | "I have daughters..and I do this just in case bone heads like you get your period and sit in my computer chair. Nobody sits in my chair." |
| Me: | "You always let me sit in your chair. Master Chief, why do you have Mi-" |
| Master Chief: | "WHY DO YOU LET YOURSELF SUFFER WHEN YOU KNOW I HAVE THINGS LIKE THIS?!" |